Bigfoot & Bourbon
22. Priors and Choirs
Whistle Tony takes over the show to drink old fashioneds made with Elijah Williams or Even Craig or something like that at an Italian restaurant.
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Whistle Tony takes over the show to drink old fashioneds made with Elijah Williams or Even Craig or something like that at an Italian restaurant.
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We will. If you won't find them, we will. If you don't find them, we'll kill your whole family. Price, bigfoot and Bourbon, with Johnny and Tony. That's it. Start the show. Yee, yee, yee, how you doing. Welcome to the show. It's me, it's Whistle Tony. How you doing? Welcome to the show. It's me, it's Whistle Tony. You know me. I want to be a coach. It's my lifelong dream, it's my passion, but I can't whistle.
Speaker 2:Also Prius, listen the show we've taken it over Me and my pal here.
Speaker 1:His name's Johnny. You don't know him yet, but you're gonna love him, johnny. Me, uh, it's a me, johnny. Oh, that's not how you sounded in the parking lot, johnny, I don't. Uh, yeah, this ain't gonna work. Us damn looking for something man the Bigfoot, and one himself Can't wait to get a photo with him up on our shelf. If you can't find him, we will. If you won't find him, we will. Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt. Showing youse, guys, the proof is what this show is about. If you can't find him, we will. If you won't find them, we will. If you won't find them, we will. If you don't find them, we'll kill your whole family. Price bigfoot and bourbon with freddie and tony. That's it. Start the show. Yeah, yeah, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1:It's me, it's whistle tony. You know me? Uh, my lifelong passion is to be a coach. I, uh, I can't do it because I can't whistle. That's why they call me whistle tony. Uh, and I got press. We got a new guy here. He's gonna, he's gonna be in charge of the show. You know what I forgot? That? That. Hold on, we'll be right back Looking for something. Man the Bigfoot won himself. Can't wait to get a photo with him up on our shelf. If you can't find him, we will. If you won't find him, we will.
Speaker 1:Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt. Showing you, guys, the proof is what this show is about. If you can't find them, we will. If you won't find them, we will. If you don't find them, we'll kill your whole family. Price, bigfoot and Bourbon with Freddie and Tony. That's it. Start the show. Ye, ye, yee, yee. Welcome to the show. It's me, it's Whistle, tony. You know me. I like coaching, I want to be a coach. I can't, I can't whistle. I've also got priors and this is my show. Now, those two nerds, they're gone.
Speaker 2:Nerds, yeah, they're nerds, they're nerds.
Speaker 1:Like the candy. Hey, listen, you haven't been introduced yet. Okay, you're getting a little familiar here. And yeah, I'm talking about this place because I have a certain ownership of it.
Speaker 2:My sister works here, okay, Say hello to your sister for me, I will not.
Speaker 1:Okay, you keep my sister's name out your mouth, but I didn't say her name and you didn't say it either. But you keep it out your mouth and you're my new co-host and just be cool, because I murder sometimes.
Speaker 3:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:Allegedly.
Speaker 2:I heard it allegedly. What's your name? Now you want to know my name. Huh yeah, I want to know your name. Pretty much date me. Now you want to know my name. What's going on here?
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not trying to date you, okay, okay, hey, hey, I'm trying to understand your name.
Speaker 2:Hey, my name.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's it worth to you?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I gave you a drink right there.
Speaker 2:It's old, that's a done deal, perfect. Hey, my name's Freddy Fredicini, fredicini, alfredo.
Speaker 1:Your voice changed a little bit when you said your name yeah, why?
Speaker 2:Because when you say my name, it's Fredicini Alfredo.
Speaker 1:Listen, we don't do that here. When we're Italian, we don't change our voice in the middle of a sentence.
Speaker 2:It's Fredicini, alfredo, you call me Freddy.
Speaker 1:But then I thought like this Honestly, you're being disrespectful to every single Italian. I know Italian.
Speaker 2:I know Italian. You come around here. You're disrespecting me. You're disrespecting me and my name. Hold on, first of all you came here.
Speaker 1:This is my show. This is both our shows, our shows. Well, it is now. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:I did. Yeah, you're disrespecting me. And now you wanna talk about my name. Yeah, old whistle Tony over here Wants to talk about my name. Yeah, that's right, I did. Yeah, I did wanna talk about it.
Speaker 3:Why don't you?
Speaker 2:whistle your name. Whistle your name for me, tony. Wow, you know that I can't do that and that's not cool, man. Okay, hey, let's put it under the bridge.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah. It's there it's like water.
Speaker 1:We put it under the bridge, we put all the water under the bridge.
Speaker 2:Put all the water under the bridge. Yeah, it's under there, boom. Then we dam it. Did you show? No, we damn the water under the bridge. Okay, you better wash your mouth. And then then it floods up and it floods the bridge and the bridge collapses and then there's no way to get from one part of the uh of the island to the other.
Speaker 1:And then we're best friends so we're stuck on an island together yeah, yeah, exactly it's water under the bridge. It's a lot like the show lost. That's where it came from. That's why hurley and that, uh, the one guy they became friends, charlie yeah, because they were stuck there, otherwise he wouldn't know him.
Speaker 2:Funny story about that guy, charlie. Yeah, yeah, I knew that guy is it okay.
Speaker 1:So it was a show, you know? Are you saying you know the guy who played charlie? No, I knew charlie guy was weird, the guy in the Charlie.
Speaker 2:No, I knew Charlie Guy was weird. The guy in the van, yeah, he was a weird dude, hello everybody, that's all. I grew up with him. I went to high school with him.
Speaker 1:You did. Oh, was it sad when you found out he died. But then he I guess you didn't know he died, well you so you knew he died because his plane crashed, but then you find out he lived, but he died.
Speaker 2:Is that how it ended again?
Speaker 1:That's not how it ended.
Speaker 2:Now, charlie you know, charlie from the block.
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:I'm just Charlie from the block.
Speaker 1:Used to have a little. Now I got a lot. You're thinking the wrong, Charlie.
Speaker 2:What am I thinking of? You're thinking of Charlie Pepperoni. Charlie Peppers, that's right, charlie Pepperoni, oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, no, we didn't go to high school together. I know who he is, though.
Speaker 1:Never mind which one, did you not? You didn't go to high school.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't go to high Gosh. There's a Ginny, though Ginny from the block, that's what I was thinking of. I guess she's having troubles. Wait, marital Ginny Macaroni's having troubles.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's having marital troubles oh my goodness With old Benny the Duck.
Speaker 2:Wait, I thought she was married to Johnny.
Speaker 1:Appleseed. No, that's a fake person, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Sometimes the things you say are crazy to me. Are you listening to the words that are coming out of my mouth? Yeah, I am All right, jenny, from the block. Right, jenny?
Speaker 1:Macaroni Mary, johnny, johnny, appleseed, appleseed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so no, he's with Benny the Duck. Or she's with Benny the Duck, but then he switched from planting apples apples, and then they called him Peaches. He switched from planting apples, he went to Peaches, so there's Johnny Peaches, and she became Jenny Peaches. And then they got divorced and then she married a guy named Bobby Blueberry no, and then she was Jenny Blueberry and then we called her Jenny Blues my man, my man. And then I don't know what happened after that.
Speaker 2:So maybe she's with Ben. Who's this Ben guy? Is he like Ben Benny the Duck? Benny the Duck, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think you're just watching Teletubbies or some shit. I could be, I don't know. I don't know. There's Tinky, winky and Jenny, right? What's your name again?
Speaker 2:Wh, what's your name again Whistle Tony, whistle Tony. That's right, my best friend, that's right. And we're here to talk about bourbon, talking about bourbon. And we're here to talk about Bigfoot, bigfoot, my best friend. You got a lot of best friends. Why? I'm a cool, cool, cool guy. Cool, cool guy. You know what you are a cool, cool cool guy, a cool, cool, cool guy I've always thought that about you.
Speaker 1:Thank you Ever since I met you today, I know Now we're best friends. We are best friends Me, you and, I guess, this Bigfoot. I'll introduce you to him. You know him. Yeah Well, this is perfect for the show, I know.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm on here.
Speaker 1:What do you know about?
Speaker 2:him. We grew up together. We went to the same high school. Oh gosh, this feels like another lie man.
Speaker 2:Come on. No, this is the truth. This is the truth. You can't lie to an Italian like that. Hey look, this is Italian to Italian, this is true. Okay, this guy, you should say it right. If you're going to say it, just say it right. This guy, he shows up Italian. This guy, right. If you're gonna say it, just say it right. This guy, he shows up. Hey, this guy, he shows up. All right, we don't know who he is, he just all hairy.
Speaker 1:So you're just gonna call him a guy. He looks enough like a guy.
Speaker 2:No, close a guy okay, all hairy just walks into our home home room one day and he just sits down and he's got a book. Only thing he's wearing is a book book bag backpack. They let him on campus without clothes yeah, I mean it's high school it's, there's dress codes I guess, you gotta wear sleeves.
Speaker 1:They thought the hair was clothes they thought the hair was, did you?
Speaker 2:they thought the hair was close. It was not a good school. Okay, I wouldn't call it bad. I'd'd say it's mediocre, average, average school, average school. Average school Okay, over across the pond.
Speaker 1:So you're from across the pond, across the pond, yeah yeah, yeah, which pond? We talking here.
Speaker 2:You ever been to Shorty Howe Park, you know that pond Mm-hmm. Yeah, over there, over, across it there's With the ducks in the middle. With the ducks, you feed the ducks. The bread for the ducks that's where Benny lives Is Benny Duck.
Speaker 1:Is he one of them? Ducks? Benny Duck is one of them ducks.
Speaker 2:She married Benny the Duck Duck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean, that makes more sense. Now they're having troubles, they have marital issues.
Speaker 2:I think it's because of the corkscrew penis, maybe.
Speaker 1:That's probably throwing her off. I'm not gonna say anything's a deal breaker these days.
Speaker 2:You never know.
Speaker 1:You love the person. But, like a chorus crew.
Speaker 2:Schwartz, that could be a deal breaker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:So you know Bigfoot.
Speaker 2:I know Bigfoot. He likes to go by the name Buster. Are you sure you're not just talking?
Speaker 1:about some hairy kid? No, no, no, no, he likes to go by the name Buster. Are you sure you're not just talking about some hairy kid named Buster?
Speaker 2:No, no no, no, no, Trust me, trust me. The kid shows up. He's like hey, I'm Bigfoot, my friends call me Buster. And we said hey, buster, why don't you go bust a move for us? Ha, ha, ha. And we all high-fived, and then he busts the move. Bigfoot can dance. Bigfoot can dance.
Speaker 1:I figured if he's real allegedly he's out there.
Speaker 2:I figured he could dance. He's a dancing fool. He breakdances. The guy that used to host the show.
Speaker 1:Before I stabbed him, I thought I killed him, and then he did this other podcast. You stabbed him too. Yeah, you got a problem with that. Nah, nah, nah, you got a problem with that?
Speaker 2:I got no problem. Unless you're challenging me, then maybe I got a problem. Oh, buddy, oh, you don't know about my priors.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got priors. Listen, you can be replaced, oh.
Speaker 2:You dare me? No, you. If you got prize, I'm gonna bring the choirs. What does that mean? You're just waiting to see. I don't, I don't have to. I could just stab you and end you right now. Then I'm bringing the choir, but you're dead, not yet I think you would be.
Speaker 1:I mean, unless you already called the choir.
Speaker 2:You try to take your knife right now and stab me. I'm breaking out the choirs.
Speaker 1:I gotta ask Can you break out the choirs for me?
Speaker 2:Try to stab me, go for it. Hey, try to stab me. Well, now I'm interested in this choir thing. Yeah, yeah, can we get the choirs? You got choirs, I got choirs. Oh boy, yeah, that's how it rolls.
Speaker 1:God, I love you. I mean, how could I stab someone Exactly? Yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2:Hey, you're like a brother to me. Yeah, we're best friends, we're brothers. How's your sister? Oh, wow, that's incestuous brother. Well, we're like a brother from another mother.
Speaker 1:Oh, but now you're distancing yourself from me. Huh? Is it because of the prize? It's all about the prize in the choirs.
Speaker 2:You know you're not allowed to testify against your own brother in court. Right, that's why we got married. Who, you and me? We didn't get married where I thought we just did. No, what are you talking? Was that not, like I said, brothers? I thought we were just giving her like, uh, you know the, the pre-speech gosh, I think I'm look.
Speaker 1:Just because a choir shows up doesn't mean it's like a joyous occasion or anything. I thought it was.
Speaker 2:We're in a church, we got choirs, you got priors. We're in a restaurant, and my sister works here. Man. Some people call that a church.
Speaker 1:Who does People Name one? It's taking too long, mike.
Speaker 2:Mike who long mike.
Speaker 1:Mike who, mike? Forget about it. That's not real. Yeah, jenny macaroni is is obviously a real person. Let's, mike, forget about it. Forget about it. Yeah, I know I'm starting to doubt buster.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is buster even real? Buster's really real. Yeah, you got mikey, forget about it. Yeah, we went to high school together. You had, uh, johnny, bag of donuts.
Speaker 1:No, we went to high school together.
Speaker 2:You had Johnny Bag of Donuts. No we went to high school together. No, absolutely not. We got Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot.
Speaker 1:Hold on You're going to sit here and tell me that Busta Rhymes, the famous rapper, is one Bigfoot and two went to school with you.
Speaker 2:Yes, I don't buy it. That's what happened. What do you mean? That's a true story.
Speaker 1:It's barely a story. It's an anecdote at best.
Speaker 2:It's a story, because I told you about how he showed up and was busting rhymes and breakdancing the end. See, I don't think he breakdanced.
Speaker 1:I don't think Busta Rhymes breakdanced.
Speaker 2:Are you challenging me on my Busta Rhymes slash Bigfoot knowledge? Yes, I am Okay, fine.
Speaker 1:You win. Wow, Wait. But then what does that mean? How did I win? Is that real?
Speaker 2:I don't know, gosh. Anyway, I should stab you. You bring out the prize, I bring out the prize.
Speaker 1:I can't stab you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know it. Come on, this guy over here, this old fashioned with the Elijah Williams, is that his name? Nope, I think it's Elijah Williams.
Speaker 1:Crickasaurus.
Speaker 2:What's that one now Crickasaurus? Elijah Williams Crickasaurus. What? What's that one now Kregasaurus? Elijah Williams Kregasaurus? What is the name of this man? Evan Two-Timers Williams? Hold on, let me call my sister over here.
Speaker 1:Sis, come over here, hop on mic. Hi. What kind of bourbon is this in this old-fashioned this?
Speaker 2:is um, mmm, let me, this is um. Think about it. Let me see, I'm reminding myself pouring it. And then I'm looking at the bottle, I'm like that tastes good.
Speaker 1:And then I was like oh, it's Pappy Williams, you can go. You can go. Okay, keep her name out your mouth. Okay, don say it. Hey, she's pretty. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you like my sister's gorgeous, you like your sister you into that? I know my sister's gorgeous all right, we all know it, just accept it. This is elijah williams. Nope, what the hell is it?
Speaker 2:called. I know the name. You want me to tell you the name Evan.
Speaker 1:Williams. Yep, it's a common bourbon at an Italian restaurant. Oh my god, I said it wrong. I've been in America too long. Italian.
Speaker 2:Italian restaurant. Yeah, hey, go across the pond, go back across.
Speaker 1:Me and Benny. We got beef.
Speaker 2:Yeah, benny the duck, I stabbed his brother Quack. Quack, take him out. You give him a quack attack, motherfucker, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's Bigfoot, huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot aka Busta, bigfoot aka Ryman, two-timing Bigfoot aka Smallfoot, but Big Robusta, he's a Big Robusta, big Robusta, coming at ya. That's what he like to call himself. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:High school was crazy. I'm just going to throw this out there. I feel like maybe you should be a rapper.
Speaker 2:Coming at you. You got that flow. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1:It's undeniable, man. Yeah, like I don't have it, you know I never did, even though when I recorded that intro that we, you heard it Uh-huh. That intro that we, you heard it Uh-huh it took like 75 takes, dang bro, and I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, drake did it and did AI my voice instead, Drake.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And now I don't like telling people about that, because he got pretty much his shit rocked in this old beef thing. You talking about Drake the Duck? Yeah, he's a Drake the Duck. Yeah, he's a Canadian mallard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he was on that show about Duck High.
Speaker 1:School. Yeah yeah, he got whooped, oh man, by that Compton Eagle. I hate eagles, whoa.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something about eagles. Okay, Name one thing bad about them. They are the most selfish birds ever.
Speaker 1:What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2:They're so selfish, okay, okay, let me tell you a story, okay, I went to high school with this bird.
Speaker 2:This most selfish bird is a freaking eagle. This bird man, I tell you what. You give him a sandwich and be like, hey, he's like, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, Can you give me some bread, like a sandwich? I give it to him thinking, you know, all right, like you know, in a couple of days maybe he'll reciprocate, or something. No, Every day he's like can you give me a bread, Can you give me a sandwich? Never, never, you selfish. And he goes keika, Keika and then he just flew off. Man, but Eagles, man, yeah, man this was a bad idea.
Speaker 1:All of it.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm going to have to stab you, and I don't feel good about it. Let me tell you something I went to high school with bad idea. Is that that white rapper, this guy bad idea man, he was bad news. Okay, every day he'd be like hey, hey, how's it going? Um, I've got some good ideas. Like no, you got bad ideas Because your name is Bad Ideas. And then he got all sad and then Sad idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then guess what? What?
Speaker 2:happened what I'm asking you? I don't know what happened to him. Do you know what happened to him?
Speaker 1:Do you just want me to guess and you don't have the answer? I got nothing.
Speaker 2:Did he bake it? You're getting stabbed. You know that You're getting the priors. I'm getting the choirs.
Speaker 1:Grab the choir Prepare yourself, prepare the choir have them warm up. Warm up the pipes, because you're getting stabbed. Ready, here we go.
Speaker 2:Stabbed. Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, guess what? It's time to go back in time To a place that was so fine. And you heard those rhymes and everyone said, oh my goodness, look at him, is he a timepiece? Oh, give me a dime piece. Uh-huh, okay, guess what? We will do it again. He's a time piece. Yeah, give me that dime piece. He old-fashioned me and made me look so sexily. But guess what? I don't know, maybe we're gonna drink some Old-fashioned. Yo yo drinking old-fashioned. And we're gonna drink some old fashions yo yo drinking old fashions and we're getting a little drunk drinking old-fashioned because it's old-fashioned fun. Yeah, we're gonna play some slapstick and some fun times. We're gonna have a good old time with our border hats and everything.
Speaker 1:Old-fashioned, drink, old fashioned drink it up drink it up this is weird. There's like there's like stuff already recorded. I cleared this out so we could record tonight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wait, what's going on? And Finn is just getting here. Yeah, finn's here, and yeah, we were just about to sit down and start recording. I don't understand.
Speaker 1:I'm confused as well, and it's like more than one mic, so it's not like one person came down here and messed with it. Are you saying there's?
Speaker 2:multiple people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's two shooters.
Speaker 2:Was it the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Speaker 1:It probably is. I guess we should have listened to it before we started recording.
Speaker 2:All right, let's take a gander. Yeah let's just do that real fast.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was weird, that was really weird. Well one, I gotta change locks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how did they get in?
Speaker 1:here. They weren't in here, they were at a restaurant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right. They were at a sister's restaurant and they drank my drink. Holy crap, wait Because? Yeah, what happened? Because we set this up, we made our drinks, we put it down here, we went upstairs for a second and then we came back down and our drinks are gone. They were at a restaurant.
Speaker 1:How long were we gone?
Speaker 2:I don't know this is really weird. I mean we did watch. We watched Titanic. How long was that? We?
Speaker 1:watched that, and then we watched the, the one with the Scorsese movie, with Leo too, because we had that Leo kick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right. And then I think we watched all of Muffet Babies. Yeah, we had to find it first. Yeah, that took a while to find All episodes of that. I can't believe there's ice in it still that's really weird. This definitely feels like a Goldilocks situation yeah, well cause, like, is yours like halfway full? No, it's mostly gone, mine's completely empty.
Speaker 1:Oh, that sucks well, I think we're gonna need some more bourbon yeah, I got some some mystery bourbon over there, if you want some.
Speaker 2:Everyone loves mystery bourbon. All right, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Looking for something, man. The big footy one himself Can't wait to get a photo with him up on our shelf. If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2:If you won't find him, we will. If you won't find him, we will.
Speaker 1:Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt. Showing all of y'all the proof is what this show is about. If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2:If you won't find him, we will.
Speaker 1:If you don't find him, we'll kill your whole family, bigfoot and bourbon, with Scott and Brandon. Yay, yay, yay, yay, and we're back.
Speaker 2:Okay, now we finally got our whiskey again Yep, and it's a mystery one. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1:Old history is mysteries. We had planned on drinking Evan Williams and everyone knows that name.
Speaker 2:No one would ever confuse it with anything else no, because it's easy to remember it's Evan Williams.
Speaker 1:I don't like that weirdo. Well, so they recorded a good chunk of this, but I mean, I got stuff to talk about, let's do it. Let's chit chat.
Speaker 2:Hey, chit chat with Scott and Brandon.
Speaker 1:And this is true. So the plumber had to come yesterday. So we got a new sink a while back and the pipe fell off the bottom of the sink twice and it dumped water everywhere Really Twice. Yeah, I didn't know about this. No, so this is it happened once. I was like, well, I don't know why that happened, so let's figure it out. And it happened again. I was like, hey, we got to call them Like I don't, I don't understand, I can't do anything about this. Yeah, so he comes and he has to go buy some parts and he brings his brother along with him. He came last time and like they were like working on stuff and I was trying to like find my own business and he just like looks out in the backyard.
Speaker 3:He's like y'all got a great backyard I was like oh, thanks, man, you do. Yeah, thank you I appreciate it.
Speaker 1:He's like love that bigfoot out there.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, yeah, that was mine. My wife did not pick that, that's me, I picked that, my contribution. And he's like I'm old enough to know about that one video where he goes like this through the rocks, like I saw that they can't disprove that. They can't, they can't disprove it. They can't, they can't disprove it. I've read it. They can't disprove it. And then his brother who was actively working on the sink while he's just looking out the window.
Speaker 1:He's like come on, man. I said no, I'm serious, man, it's real Like there are people out there and real like there are people out there and some of them are vicious, you know, like they'll. They'll like attack you man. He's like yeah, okay, man, what video was he talking about? He's talking about the one like the, the thing that elf like parodied. Like that, walk through the like quarry?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, like that he's talking about that video and I couldn't think of where it was. I I would know I've seen so many of those things where they talk about it. I can't think of where it is, and then his brother's like well, I don't believe any of that shit, but it is what I tell every police officer that pulls me over, and I was like what do you mean when they ask me where I'm going?
Speaker 1:I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen him and I was like I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen him and I was like that is such an awesome thing to say, that is so good, I'm going to use it Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yes, honestly, it's not just for being pulled over. If anyone asks me where are you going, where are you heading? Where are you heading?
Speaker 1:Looking for Bigfoot. Have you seen?
Speaker 2:him.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's awesome. You know what, when we make our merch, we'll just put that on it.
Speaker 2:He's not going to know, seen him.
Speaker 1:Look for Bigfoot. You seen him? Have you seen him? So on the front it'll be the logo, On the back, looking for Bigfoot.
Speaker 3:Have you seen him? Yeah?
Speaker 1:And throw the QR code on there to get to our podcast.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. All right, we're doing it. Done Merch store. Come to our merch store that we have not opened up yet. It's going to be digital merch store, so you can't physically come to it. Please don't try to. Not, yet Not yet We'll see how the digital version works first.
Speaker 1:And when we do, we're definitely going to put shirts inside the Bigfoot Museum. Yes, we.
Speaker 2:We're definitely going to put shirts inside the Bigfoot Museum. Yes, we will put shirts. There's a Bigfoot Museum up there in Blue Ridge. It's amazing If you haven't visited. There's a lot of poop. There's more poop than you think. Yeah, there's more poop than you think.
Speaker 1:There's some awesome headphones that you can listen to sound footage of oh yeah, the sound footage.
Speaker 2:Audio footage. Audio footage what?
Speaker 1:is it? It's the.
Speaker 2:I mean, if that doesn't make you a believer, I don't know what will.
Speaker 1:Palisade sounds. Oh yeah, something like that Cascade sounds. I think it's the cascade sounds.
Speaker 2:That sounds right, something like that.
Speaker 1:Isn't that like Goober? I can't think of his name Like sound engineer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like I could not disprove this?
Speaker 1:Scientists have tried and they cannot disprove this.
Speaker 2:They can't explain it, can't explain it so it'll make you a believer.
Speaker 1:We're doing pretty good at voices man.
Speaker 2:We're doing damn good. We should be on snl. Let's do it. All right, let's just do it. Yeah. Let's just let's call up uh, who's the head of that? Still, lauren. Lauren, that's right. Fishburne, that's lawrence. Oh man, I get them confused. This is lauren michaels that's it lauren, michaels, michael no it's just the michaels oh, okay I'll do do the talking. So it's not Chad Michael Michaels the brother.
Speaker 1:No, and I don't know if I know who that is.
Speaker 2:From Blades of Glory.
Speaker 1:Chad Michael. Oh Okay, I thought that was like someone on Gossip Girl or something Speaking of Gossip Girl.
Speaker 2:This has nothing to do with Gossip Girl, oh man, I was like if we pulled a Gossip Girl somehow. So something happened. Well, I'm sorry, did you poop your pants? No, not this time.
Speaker 1:Oh, so I get a random message. Get a random message, not Get a random message. Notification on my phone, yeah, and I think that's weird.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:That doesn't make any sense. Nope, you don't even know.
Speaker 2:I'm just going, hey, I'm just playing it off, let's go, come on. Come on, cleetus.
Speaker 1:Come on, as soon as I see it, I think this has to be like a bug in the app, like it doesn't it's not making any sense to me Like a glitch in the Matrix. Yes, and it was not. It was a real thing that happened and I can't wait to play it.
Speaker 2:Well, let me make sure we can hear Wait so it's not a voicemail um, let me see you have a. What's the?
Speaker 1:song you want to hear. I just want to test our levels, so I don't have to stop um, amazed by you limstar, limstar is amazed. Yes, okay, uh, you were singing that earlier. Every time around me, yeah, every time.
Speaker 2:I realize me. Yeah, let's just listen to this for a minute. I hope we don't have to pay them for. No, no one listens to this shit, feeling inside me.
Speaker 1:Here's what it is. I think, if you talk about it, if you comment on it, yeah, it's okay, as we're doing this right now yeah, cause I did this on my other show. Oh, there we go. That I no longer do, brandon talk about it.
Speaker 2:if you comment on it, it's okay as we're doing this right now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I did this on my other show. Oh, there we go. That I no longer do, brandon.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we tested, hey, the levels sound good.
Speaker 1:Tested the levels.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm just going to show it to you and then I'll explain more.
Speaker 2:Now for those who are listening.
Speaker 1:Oh, damn it.
Speaker 3:Scott, what's up? Bryce Johnson here. Expedition Bigfoot Bigfoot Collectors Club what's going on? This is from Brandon. Brandon, what's up? Thank you for reaching out via Cameo Way to go. This is probably coming as a surprise to you, but I'm going through my expired Cameos and I think this one is from way back, so this one's on me. Guys, sorry about that. Life gets a little busy, as we all know, so maybe this will reach you as a nice summer surprise. Anyway, I just want to say Bigfoot is real and I appreciate you guys, and that's it. I hope you have a great one. I'm so sorry I missed your first cameo, but hey, let's be friends again. All right, later on.
Speaker 1:So that happened. So that happened. I get a notification from cameo saying that my expired request was fulfilled by bryce johnson, I'm like, but he did it already yeah and so I'm like, well, I'll just click it, like what is it like?
Speaker 1:this has to be a bug, is this gonna be the same? Yeah, like. And then I see him in a completely different scenario. He's not in the backyard with his glasses. No, I was like, holy shit, he did another one. He just recorded it. So there you go. Holy crap, she's been sitting on that. I'm like, how do I work this in? Wow.
Speaker 2:Well, first off, kudos for Holding that bad boy in. I don't know how you did that. It took a lot, holy crap, man Also. First of all, I mean, hey, he went back through it. I'm surprised he cleared it and he did it for free. It didn't cost me anything else. So that's on him, as he said.
Speaker 1:But if not, I paid him already.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but he gave you two for one. Yeah, you normally pay double for that.
Speaker 1:That's true, that's just math man.
Speaker 2:So there's that, and then I'll just sign off Later on. Be my friend, be my friend again. Let's be friends or be my friend again.
Speaker 1:Let's be friends again.
Speaker 3:Let's roll it back hope you have a great one. Uh, I'm so sorry I missed your first cameo, but um, hey, let's be friends again, all right, later on, yeah that's true.
Speaker 1:We did have that falling out for a little while yeah, let's be friends again, thank goodness. You know later on bro, later on, my new goal is for us to be on bigfoot collectors club because it's it's like a it's comedic podcast. So that's we mean it. Obviously, yeah, of course, but but we mean it, obviously, we mean it, yeah of course, but I mean outreach.
Speaker 2:You're just trying to get your name out there, right? And if we're on something that's a little bit more popular than us, that's Bigfoot related, even if it's a comedy show, only a little more popular, it's worth Barely.
Speaker 1:Right, that's coming down the stairs.
Speaker 2:I hear him.
Speaker 1:Click. I hear him Clickety-clack clickety-clack.
Speaker 2:Clickety-clickety-clack.
Speaker 1:So that's what I had.
Speaker 2:I had two real things. That's so good, bryce, hey, man, we'll definitely be friends again. No hard feelings, thank you for reaching back out to me and yeah, man, hey later on.
Speaker 1:See you, man. See you next time we're in LA. Mm-hmm, hey later on.
Speaker 3:See you, man, see you next time we're in LA.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm man, is that where he lives now?
Speaker 1:I just assume he's an actor, because didn't we go to high school with him? No? I think, you're thinking of the guy from earlier. Oh yeah, Remember when we sat here and listened to 20 straight minutes of a different podcast.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:I get it confused that wasn't you, it was somebody else.
Speaker 2:Didn't we go to high school with Bryce?
Speaker 1:Bryce Probably. Oh, no, text Brooke and see, oh yeah, we did. He was like a redneck kid. Yeah, that's right, he was in the part of the parking lot that backed in and all their trucks. Yeah, bryce Can't think of it Is it Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 2:Well, I was going to say Johnson, but I was like, why would I say Johnson? I feel like I'm making that up.
Speaker 1:Why would I say, johnson, you're always saying dick stuff.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 1:Johnson Peter.
Speaker 2:Robin Peter Pay Paul. Robin Peter Pay Johnson, I think it is Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 1:Am I friends with him?
Speaker 2:It's Adam Eve, not Adam Steve, I think I'm friends with whoever the Bryce is, gosh, I wish you'd text Brooke.
Speaker 1:He would have told us already Brooke's got enough on his plate right now.
Speaker 2:Bryce Anderson, ah, mr Anderson, mr Anderson, mr.
Speaker 1:Anderson, you remember, I see that guy Elrond.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Now, because I'm reading Lord of the Rings again.
Speaker 2:Oh, good job, you can read. I didn't realize you could. I am listening to it actually. Oh, are you? But I can read, can you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doing it now. He's reading. Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doing it now. He's reading. Yeah, he's reading the audiobook.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought he was just reading in general. Yeah, yeah, good job man. He's on Twitch and he just silently reads.
Speaker 1:He just reads and you just watch him. I can't believe how many people watch it.
Speaker 2:Are there shows like that on Twitch, you think where people just read silently and people watch them do that?
Speaker 1:Let's see, let's figure it out.
Speaker 2:Because I could do that, I wouldn't even read.
Speaker 1:I would just pretend I'm reading. I still think we should. We didn't discuss it on this show, but I think we should do a movie watch where we live, watch it and just record, put it on Twitch. Well, you could do it on Twitch. I guess I don't know how Twitch works.
Speaker 2:We use our Switch. Put it on Twitch. I don't have a Switch, do you? Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1:Switch. Do you?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What other stuff do you got?
Speaker 2:What other?
Speaker 1:systems do you have? That's all I got. You don't have like a Playstation or anything.
Speaker 2:I do have a PS3.
Speaker 1:Do you want to buy a PS4 from me?
Speaker 2:Maybe it's a PS4. Hold on, no, it's a PS4 from me. Maybe it's a PS4. Hold on, no, it's a PS4. Damn it. No, because we're.
Speaker 1:What are they on right now?
Speaker 2:PS5?.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because the new NCAA game came out and it's not coming to PC.
Speaker 2:Why don't you get the Xbox Like the only digital one? It's real cheap.
Speaker 1:Because I was reading that you shouldn't from a performance standpoint. Let's see what's performance standpoint. Let's see, was it Xbox S? Yeah, something.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Boy, I still think I'd have to explain that I'm spending that amount of money on a system when I have one I don't use. But I would use this one.
Speaker 2:I just want to play college football. Can you use Xbox Game Pass on your PC? I don't know, can your pc? I don't know, can you? I don't know, that's what I was asking.
Speaker 1:I'm a mac, so if you, if you have game passes that have everything, or how does it work?
Speaker 2:uh, I mean a lot of their games come to it. I don't know if all of them, but I feel like this would. I mean a lot of their games come to it. I don't know if all of them, but I feel like this would.
Speaker 1:They said they weren't going to port to PC because it was expensive and no one would do it.
Speaker 2:No one would buy it, but it's cloud.
Speaker 1:But doesn't it take some sort of manipulation in order to be on a PC versus a console?
Speaker 2:Not if it's running from the cloud. It's a Zenkai screen.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't think, I don't know. No one said that. Everyone is saying they have to buy. Look, I follow the subreddit on this game for some reason. I'm just throwing out ideas and for some reason they all say they have to buy something and they're like which one should I get? I haven't played a game in 14 years ps or xbox yeah but I don't even play the one I got and realistically I don't even think I'd have time to play it's not coming out on ps4 no, has to be ps5 or xbox uh s or whatever gotcha, hey, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2:Fine bye, gotcha, hey, let's take a quick break fine, bye, we will.
Speaker 1:Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt. Showing you guys, the proof is what this show is about. If you can't find them, we will. If you won't find them, we will. If you don't find them, we'll kill your whole family. Price Bigfoot and Bourbon with Freddie and Tony. That's it. Start the it. Start the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome back to the show. Hey, it's me Whistle Tony.
Speaker 2:I'm here with Scott, hey, no, it's Freddie, what.
Speaker 1:I murdered you? No, I didn't die why do you look like Scott?
Speaker 2:I do cause. I've always been Freddie what do you mean? You've always been Freddy.
Speaker 1:Alfredo, no, no, no Come on man, and you're Brandon. What no?
Speaker 2:What's your name?
Speaker 1:Whistle, Tony oh that's right.
Speaker 2:Whistle Pig Tony, who can't whistle.
Speaker 1:Wow, I wish I had Whistle Pig. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2:You got priors.
Speaker 1:I got priors, I got choirs. Hey man, I just want to say I want to end the beef here.
Speaker 2:Like I don't want to call you a pedophile on a rap song, why would you call me that?
Speaker 1:pedophile, because I gotta the new, that's the new line. You gotta do it what?
Speaker 2:who's making stuff up now?
Speaker 1:you said my sister was hot, she's 16 how old do you think I am? I don't know You're drinking, I'm 16.
Speaker 2:Wow, you shouldn't be drinking you shouldn't have given me alcohol at age.
Speaker 1:I'm definitely going to murder you now, Wow this is bad for me.
Speaker 2:We're all in a bad situation, my friend.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2:What Cheers? That's a guy's name. I went to high school with his name was cheers.
Speaker 1:Uh, spitting image of ted.
Speaker 2:I know this guy yeah it's just like ted this looks like his name's cheers dancing is it did.
Speaker 1:He have a kid named cheers dancing I think so I can't believe he went to school here, yeah does he?
Speaker 2:Does he know Benny the Duck? He definitely knows Benny the Duck.
Speaker 1:He rolls deep with Penny the Duck. Oh yeah, Not Penny the Duck. Penny the Duck sucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pennywise Pound Foolish, more like Cucumber. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Footsie All right. We got some soju up there. I'm gonna drink in the attic of this restaurant me too.
Speaker 2:You wanna come with me? I got some warm soju.
Speaker 1:I love warm soju. I can't wait to drink that warm soju with my brother see ya next time. Yeah, yeah get out of here yeah, alfredo, and your Lodi, yeah, see you next time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get out of here. You got the ghouls. Yeah, alfredo, and your Lodi and a Lodi.
Speaker 1:What's other?
Speaker 2:stuff. There's other stuff, what's?
Speaker 1:other Italian stuff.
Speaker 2:Deal breakers.
Speaker 1:Mussolini.
Speaker 2:That's not Italian. Yes, he was. Yeah, I know not Italian. Yes, he was.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know you, of course he was. You're Italian, alright.
Speaker 1:Hey, shut up over there.
Speaker 2:The Italian's out.
Speaker 1:Hey, hold on Before we leave. Hey, hey, sis, come over here.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:What's in this ravioli? Um, I don't know. You want me to find out. Yes, what's in this?
Speaker 2:ravioli? Um, I don't know. You want me to find out.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, you think I asked you for no reason.
Speaker 2:Okay, hold on one second.
Speaker 1:What is she doing? What is she doing? Is she?
Speaker 3:like jump roping.
Speaker 1:She just walked over and like jump roping. She just walked over and then started jump roping. Hey you, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2:Okay, hey, I'm back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, answer the question. I don't need you to tell me you're back.
Speaker 2:What was the question?
Speaker 1:I can't remember.
Speaker 2:Anyways, um, there's um meat in it. I've seen the question, I can't remember. Anyways, um, there's meat in it.
Speaker 1:I've seen the question. All right, just go ahead, get out of here, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:Let's go drink some soju in the attic, stab, ah, no-transcript.